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For the Sheep in Exile – Bulletin 2017-05-21

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1. Congratulations: Along with our Pastor, we extend our sincere congratulations to the First Communicants and our Confirmandi. We regret that we could not attend the Confirmation and have the opportunity to meet our new Bishop during his first official visit to St. Peter’s.

2. Rumor Control: There are rumors running rampant through the Parish and out in the barn of our grand 1.25 acre estate that someone else attempted to attend the Confirmation. We here at The Sheep of Kephas blog would like to lay that rumor to rest once and for all. Unfortunately, we can not because there exists no evidence or verifiable sources to testify one way or the other. We requested that the Department of Justice establish a Special Counsel to investigate the matter, but they said that their hands were already full with other similarly important investigations. So, we leave it with you, dear readers and anyone who may have been there. Did Peter Cottontail really try to meet the Bishop and get his autograph? My wife tells me that the last time she visited the parish she thought she smelled the pungent aroma of Easter eggs and Peeps. The only thing we can say for sure is the magnificent pastel colors still remain behind the altar. The whereabouts of Mr. Cottontail remains uncertain.

3.Where is Your Pastor?: The flyer in this week’s bulletin finally and formally announces what we reported to you in For the Sheep in Exile – Bulletin 2017-04-30. At least on the evening of Sunday, May 28th, you will know where to find our Pastor.

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