We are approaching the eerie and scary eve of the SJW. Yes, it is almost time for the CCHD collection and the SJW’s (social justice warriors) will be gathered around their fires and cauldrons awaiting the infusion of new funding and grants to rejuvenate their zombie SJW spirits.
(No, not all CCHD grantees are bad, but as shown in my last post, there are still some that just don’t deserve our Catholic money.)
How can we stop this?
Simple. Until the CCHD is cleaned up, put your envelope into the collection basket and insert the following:
Also, my very sincere thank you to the sheep in exile who sent this post card to many of St. Peter’s parishioners.
By the way Father, can any parishioner attend the next Parish Pastoral Council meeting? Or is it a closed door session?
The following is dedicated to the SJW’s in the parish: (You can sing along here.)
Well I saw the thing comin’ out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin’ and I said “ooh-eee”
It looks like a purple eater [social justice warrior] to me